***Overheard in forums***
1) On religious harmony …
A: “… my god is Pigsy and if anyone insults or bullies my god, I will immediately report to the police.”
B: “… my god is Monkey King and if anyone insults or bullies my god, I will immediately report to the police.”
A to B: ” … but your god always bully my god …”
2) Still on religious harmony …
C: “Can we have some sort of ISO9000 accreditation system to ensure the religious leaders don’t cross the line?! If not, they end up sorry here sorry there and hug hug here hug hug there … as if doing it for national TV”.
3) On Orchard Road flooding …
D: “Singapore has finally arrived … we have truly earned the title for being Venice of the east”
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